Sequins and Sex Sheets

I'm not really one for celebrity gossip but can we talk about the red carpet, please? Overall, there was a lot of metallic finishes (just like a lot of what was shown at New York Fashion Week for Fall), neutral tones and RED! I really liked Miley Cyrus and Anne Hathaway's dresses. There were so many sequins!

Miley Cyrus in Zuhair Murad
Image from Oscar.com

I love the movement this dress has. I can only imagine how beautiful it was in person with all of the sequins moving freely about in the bright lights and flashes. The little seashell detail in the belt is very dainty and only mimics the shapes created by the train of the dress.

Anne Hathaway in Armani Prive
Image from Instyle.com

I'm usually not one for the mermaid look but I loved Anne Hathaway's dress here. Not only is it embellished with thousands of disc-shaped sequins, it falls beautifully over her giving her lots of movement, in let's face, probably a very uncomfortable but wonderful dress. Hey, beauty is pain!

Sarah Jessica Parker in Dior
Image from Oscar.com

Definitely loved the subtle (barely mint) green color of this dress, but definitely not loving her boobs falling out of it. Don't get me wrong, I am a full supporter (ha!) of cleavage and showing what you got but this is just too much.

Jessica Biel in Prada
Image from Oscar.com

So now I'm going to get mean. What is going here? It seriously looks like she just had sex with Justin on silk sheets and decided to wrap herself in them and come to the Oscars. Jessica, your hair looks awful and you should've spent a little more time touching up your makeup in the limo after your sexy time prior to the event.

That's all I'm going to say about the Oscars. Loved some of it, hated other portions, but overall, it was a good event. I thoroughly enjoyed Hugh Jackman singing in the opening number, especially when he did the bit about Benjamin Button and put his face in the cutouts. Until next year....